Everything he wants to do is illegal

http://www.mindfully.org/Farm/2003/Everything-Is-Illegal1esp03.htm

Swartz on intelligence

Being intelligent doesn't mean you're knowledgeable; it means you're curious.

Maroon on fashion

That’s what men’s fashion should be aiming for, the “if you step on my Italian leather shoes I may just collapse your windpipe with my knuckles” look.

McCarthy on compassion

Compassion is contempt with a human face.